my mistake..

When my camping neighbors invited me to share a meal tonite, I assumed it was safe to accept the invitation without asking if it is organic because Jim had confided that he is an organic farmer. I thought my biggest concern was going to be confronting their christian advances.

I was spared any form of christian conversion barring the 'grace' where jesus and gawd were thanked for providing the meal - to which I merely raised my voice to add thanks to Lynn and her daughter Mya for providing the meal.

I assumed the dinner would be organic.

It wasn't.

Only the chips I brought with me to share were organic.

Needless to say I retired to my camper and ate my leftover soup.