baring it all in oklahoma!!!

okay so white males have frequently felt the need to expose various parts of their bodies, as they zoom past me - most often is the third finger they angrily thrust at me. on many occasions they roll up their sleeves and make weird & gross looking gestures with their fingers, hands & arms; they also have been known to do some equally contorted ugliness w/their mouths & tongues. then there are the few that feel they need to drop their drawers & stick their naked butts out the window... okay. but today, a young white dude in a bright red new dually pick-up truck felt the need to strip off his shirt, lay his hairy self back in the seat as he drove down the road, and raise his ponderous belly up so he could point his penis up toward the ceiling, all while pulling off the ramp next to the truck - quite talented if you take a nanosecond to consider it - probably much longer than it took for him to figure out how to get everything working & at the right level to be observed by passing vehicles.
he got absolutely no reaction from me, altho if i had been going a little slower i would have loved to have pointed at him as i howled at his pathetic hairy sickly white belly. i can't imagine how he's able to fit behind the wheel & reach the peddles to operate the vehicle.
fortunately my cousin didn't see a thing - i don't think she understood when i tried to explain my sudden laughter. poor orit - she is so enamored of the u.s. she's seen on tv & in the movies - and then she's traveling w/me! today she proudly produced a couple of bright, white napkins she snatched for us from subway when we made a pit stop. i give the napkins (and her) a withering look & ask her what is wrong w/our towel we've been using. she claimed the napkins were just easier & we wouldn't have to wash them. i say okay, so we'll just cut down trees so you can have napkins & we'll just bleach them white & so what the chlorine is contaminating our water supply & soil. poor orit - she has like minus 50 consciousness & she's traveling w/me! she probably feels relieved to know there are plenty of bus stations around, should she need one! peace, sam